Avoiding bear PvP IRL
Concerned about being ganked by a bear druid IRL?
Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of a RAWRBOMB attack?
Never fear! Bear spray is here! Simply spray all over yourself to deter those pesky bears.... no, wait... don't. That would be STUPID.
From one of my favourite sites, Not Always Right - funny & stupid customer quotes:
Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [outdoor supply store]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, um…I bought some bear spray from you earlier today and now my skin is burning.”
Me: “Your skin is burning? Did the bear spray come into contact with your skin?”
Customer: “Of course! I sprayed it all over myself!”
Me: “Did you read the instructions?”
Customer: “No, I thought it was like bug spray.”
Me: “Sir, you’re not supposed to spray it on your skin. You’re supposed to spray it in the bear’s eyes. You should probably go take a shower.”
Customer: “So I can’t repel the bears by putting bear spray on my skin?”
Me: “No, sir…are you sure bear country is the right place for you?
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.